May 2013
grandiosemelody:
boo boo keys
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
thebaconsandwichofregret:
mutilatedmemories:
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
deceiving-light:
Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
I got a Tumblr, got a Tumblr full of sunshine. I...
Reblog what you want but you’re never gonna break me Anons and their hate are never gonna shake me, no Ohh, oh oh
Reblog all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Scroll through the niiiiiiiiiight. My followeeeeers, always by my siiiiide
